“Keep Lips Kissable this Summer with BioStick”

What could be worse than experiencing the misery of hayfever? How about experiencing the misery of hayfever with two red LEDs shoved up one’s nose? When even the Daily Mail have doubts about the evidence, manufacturers of an alternative treatment should be very afraid.

The MediNose device is just one of the many miracle cures available from Health Innovations Ltd, the Unnovations of healthcare products. Others include the Lasercomb, the MediBeam and the Dermalite… you may have noticed a theme developing here, and it continues with the BioStick, another light-emitting magic wand. The BioStick works by stimulating the healing process with a low-power red light, or possibly by illuminating the affected area so the user can witness the miracle of regression towards the mean for themselves.

“Rudolph!” squeaked Fern Britton on seeing the MediNose in action. This could tell us why so many hayfever sufferers prefer to stick with Clarityn.